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Note: My Penis has poor long-term memory - but wit, grammar and a well-turned ankle go a long way...

Take him home tonight...

"im gunna punch you "

"mines bigger "

"my dicks bigger than urs "

"are you a peice of fucked up shit :) "

"is there a way to grow a penis? "

"Does cum taste good?"

"Will my penis ever meet a vagina and go inside of it?"

"how long should a 15 year old penis be"

"are you a fag"

"are you gay"

"is alec tyler's bitch "

"is alec tyler's bitch"

"is brent a nigga? "

"Am I weird?"

"Is Tyler a pice of shit"

"Is Justin a pimp?"

"Is Brent a homosexual?"

"Is Jesssie a whore?"

"Will i win LOL?"

"Will I go to america next summer?"

"Will be a good chemist?"

"Will I do a PHD?"

"Will I have kids?"

"Will I be a rockstar?"

"Will I have a girlfriend? "

"Is Liam Finn a raging homosexual?"

"What's going on?"

"What should I do tonight?"

"What is my name?"

"will i have a gf"

"why why"

"will i win this monopoly game?"

"Are You Horny "

"Did You Fuck Anne? "

"Did You Fuck Nicky? "

"Do You want to Fuck Me? "

"penis "

"Will Cali Lover Man Ever Get to Spank Me? "

"is it big "

"is it big "

"cumming on a girl"

"do you like to be touched? "

"how do i reach an orgasm? "

"what it is?"

"Is penis huge?"

"will heather's lip piercing be wonderful?"

"Will YP forgive me?"

"Will I always make spelling mistakes?"

"Is Prop 8 the most idiotic, ridiculous, stupid propositin ever?"

"Will I ever find a job? "

"Is this site still around?"

"is that hat real?"
"Cigdemle tekrar cikarmiyim?"
"does life have a meaning?"
"r ur springs feel woman good:)"
"icky flix"
"beatles or stones"
"Will you remove yourself from W. Bush's ear so he can think right?"
"Can I drink a gallon of milk in less than an hour?"
"Do you respond the same every time?"
"Does God exist?"
"does the magic penis have his own penis?"
"will burning sensation in that special area ever clear up?"
"will there ever be a hippie revolt?"
"Do you believe in the culture of poverty theory?"

"Does your turban ever get stained from all your shots?"
"Who the hell would make a site like this?"
"How long can George W. survive with his head completely inserted in his own rectum?"
"Is a frog's butt in fact Scotch guarded?"

"is there a foreskin under that turban?"

"What's it all about?"

"voglio il tuo cazzo"

"are you penirific?"

"are you larger than a bread box?"

"What year were you created?"

"What year was the war of 1812?"

"Do you pull answers out of your ass?"

"Do you know more than jeeves?"

"will i ever learn?"

"Will I Ever Meet A Girl Who Loves the Residents in my Area?"

"Who asked you anyway?"

"should I go home?"

"what is the capital of england"

"Where the hell can carolyn find an article?"

"Are you a claivoyant penis from outer-space who came on earth to show us the light?"

"How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?"

"What was Prince Albert's favourite accessory?"

"Why did Kent get hitched?"

"Hat die welt ein ende"

"When they say "god is watching us," isn't that stalking??!?"

"Casserole?"

"So that's a no?? What about the codpiece?"

"Are the Residents going to have a Halloween show in San Fran?"

"Is there life after death, and if yes, will there be cable?"

"Will space monkeys kill me in my sleep?"

"Are the Residents the coolest band on earth?"

"Are you Dom Deluise's penis?"

"Will I die in terror?"

"Wow, that was strangely applicable! Okay, here's another: should I see a therpist?"

"Why does it hurt when I pee?"

"If your balls had wings would they fly away?"

"All your FARK are belong to us."

"Should I cheat on my wife with her sister?"

"zugzug"

"Should I spit out my chaw, take a shit, and hop back into bed with my girlfriend, instead of talking to a magic penis?"

"DID YOU LIKEY MY SECRET LANGUAGE?"

"Akl;sjdf iajoser jo8we; a sudioasdif n[iotawe iusdu'nv ioes out98e578w405=23q05=vn[qwfcmpe5kmcawumv tm [0349672= n7[nv serls vjdflkjsd oi'fc7 n[234095709wuiov 'ojv[oi wat[v2q3n987-52035vpn394ut f9searvn eawi;ouas ;ljfvlt ikt;IKHGX7DORY 3I4U57-23?"

"Wurb snootly?"

"Do I have a massive penis that would astound you?"

"Where are my socks?"

"What?"

"Do you just pull answers out of your ass?"

"Are all engineering chicks that nasty?"

"Where can I find Cheat codes and download files for FF8?"

"Should I be less picky with guys?"

"Hä?"

"Why do penguins topple over at the site of airplanes?"

"Am I god?"

"Will I win that cs-3 on ebay soon?"

"Vision of escaflowne..."

"Does Laura love me?"

"Are meateaters bad people?"

"Can Puk play with you?"

"Do you exist in reality?"

"What is haggis"

"Werd ich morgen die Arbeit schafen??"

"Ha ha sehr witzig"

"Was soll diese Scheisse?"

"Welche note hab ich"

"Wie alt bin ich"

"Wann werde ich sex haben?"

"If a turtle loses its shell, is it naked or homeless?"

"Who the hell is Dom Blabla?"

"Do cats really have aspirations of world domination?"

"Are you smarter than Jeeves?"

"Does alcohol really make everything better?"

"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?"

"Will this torment never end?"

"If everyone lives in the future, will the present be au revior?"

"Will my plan be successful?"

"Am I the only being on this crazed planet that exists?"

"If time waits for no-one, will it wait for me?"

"Is the future here yet?"

"Will God spank me if I think impure thoughts?"

"Does the milkman know what I did?"

"Is rock music a demon?"

"Will the Pope stop frequenting transvestite bars this year?"

"Will the authorities discover that my family isn't really 'on vacation'?"

"Will the wife find out about me and Sparky?"

"Will the never-ending river of pain that is my life eventually end?"

"Will the apocalypse interrupt my favorite TV show?"

"Will it continue to hurt when I pee?"


 
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